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Mwanahawa
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Nov 7, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Amani
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Halima
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 28, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 25, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Issa
Guest
May 11, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 1, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Issa
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Masika
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Farida
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Shani
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Raha
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!