Ndoto (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on July 12, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

John Kamande (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 11, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mchawi (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Yusuf (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 1, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 25, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Omari (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nassor (Guest) on March 11, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 4, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Kassim (Guest) on January 25, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nassar (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Makame (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Omari (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 3, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Maneno (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Baraka (Guest) on October 25, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sarafina (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jamal (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Omari (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Furaha (Guest) on September 12, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 31, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mashaka (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Habiba (Guest) on July 18, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Khadija (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆