What lights up a stadium? 🤔
A team of firefly cheerleaders! ✨🔥🎉
Explanation: In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 21, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 15, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Nahida (Guest) on September 9, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Fadhili (Guest) on September 8, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Issa (Guest) on September 6, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Latifa (Guest) on September 1, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Jaffar (Guest) on September 1, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 31, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 13, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 9, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 6, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 1, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 16, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Salma (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 17, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Abubakari (Guest) on May 13, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 13, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mazrui (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Tabu (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Salum (Guest) on April 5, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Athumani (Guest) on March 23, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Masika (Guest) on March 22, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Hamida (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 15, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Nasra (Guest) on March 12, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Jamila (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 6, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Jafari (Guest) on February 28, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 14, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Selemani (Guest) on February 9, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Mjaka (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
David Chacha (Guest) on January 9, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Fadhili (Guest) on December 29, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
James Mduma (Guest) on December 16, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nahida (Guest) on December 9, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Rahim (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Raha (Guest) on October 15, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 10, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭