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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 17, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Muslima
Guest
May 21, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rashid
Guest
May 13, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mariam
Guest
May 10, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Warda
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Raha
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
