What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Maulid (Guest) on July 24, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Shamim (Guest) on July 22, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 7, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 29, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nassor (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nasra (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Muslima (Guest) on May 21, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rashid (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mariam (Guest) on May 10, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Hawa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Abubakari (Guest) on April 14, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Maneno (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

James Mduma (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 29, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Fadhili (Guest) on February 14, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Halimah (Guest) on February 5, 2022

😄 You got me!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😂 So funny!

Halima (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Furaha (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Kassim (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 25, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Warda (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mgeni (Guest) on October 24, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zubeida (Guest) on October 21, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Raha (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

John Malisa (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰