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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Amir
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Omari
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Juma
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 29, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 27, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 21, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Maneno
Guest
May 20, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Nahida
Guest
May 13, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Zulekha
Guest
May 1, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shani
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Issack
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
