What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 6, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Issack (Guest) on September 23, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ndoto (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

James Mduma (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sharifa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Issa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rahim (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Rukia (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mustafa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nasra (Guest) on July 29, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Josephine (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Kazija (Guest) on June 28, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Ali (Guest) on May 31, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 21, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 20, 2022

😄 You got me!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 7, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Khatib (Guest) on April 29, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 21, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 8, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Arifa (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nassor (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Tambwe (Guest) on March 26, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Warda (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 16, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mustafa (Guest) on January 2, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shani (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Mustafa (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 26, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Shabani (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Arifa (Guest) on September 26, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻