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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Maida
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 31, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Amani
Guest
May 28, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 28, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 26, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mzee
Guest
May 19, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Jafari
Guest
May 11, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Asha
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Asha
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Masika
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
