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Maimuna
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Oct 28, 2022
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George Tenga
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Oct 23, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Nancy Kawawa
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Oct 21, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Victor Sokoine
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Oct 19, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 18, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Oct 18, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Dorothy Nkya
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Oct 11, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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George Ndungu
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Sep 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 27, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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John Mushi
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Sep 25, 2022
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 22, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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Stephen Malecela
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Sep 17, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Nancy Komba
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Sep 13, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Nancy Akumu
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Sep 8, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 3, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Alex Nakitare
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Sep 3, 2022
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Alice Wanjiru
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Aug 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 12, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Aug 11, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
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Zubeida
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Aug 9, 2022
๐ That punchline!
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Shani
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Aug 5, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 4, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Rahma
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Jul 31, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Khadija
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Jul 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Nora Kidata
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Jul 26, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Joseph Mallya
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Jul 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Arifa
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Jul 21, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Rubea
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Jul 1, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Anna Kibwana
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Jun 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 19, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Mwanakhamis
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May 23, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Nancy Akumu
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May 19, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Hawa
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May 13, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Josephine Nduta
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May 11, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
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Asha
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May 3, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Nashon
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May 2, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 15, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Ann Wambui
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Apr 10, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Victor Kimario
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Apr 9, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nassar
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Apr 6, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Amani
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Mar 30, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Anna Malela
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Mar 25, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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David Chacha
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Mar 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Rukia
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Mar 13, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Monica Lissu
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Mar 13, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Andrew Mahiga
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Mar 11, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Mwakisu
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Mar 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Mustafa
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Mar 1, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mchawi
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Feb 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Feb 13, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Nasra
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Jan 23, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 23, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Jane Muthui
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Jan 17, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Issack
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Jan 6, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Victor Kamau
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Jan 5, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
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Mwanaidi
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Jan 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Maulid
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Jan 2, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Mercy Atieno
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Dec 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Hawa
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Dec 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง