Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Maneno (Guest) on December 5, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Arifa (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Shamsa (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Neema (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kahina (Guest) on October 17, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kazija (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rabia (Guest) on September 28, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 3, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on August 24, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Rahma (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Baraka (Guest) on August 9, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 8, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Abdullah (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Hassan (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 1, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Zakia (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rubea (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Hashim (Guest) on May 27, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sumaya (Guest) on May 25, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 22, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 11, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 14, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Khalifa (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 5, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Masika (Guest) on February 3, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Hassan (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 12, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nuru (Guest) on January 11, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋