Where does the witch park her vehicle?

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Tabu (Guest) on October 14, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 9, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Bahati (Guest) on October 3, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 3, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 1, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Chiku (Guest) on August 21, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mhina (Guest) on August 20, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 19, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Masika (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Selemani (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

John Lissu (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

David Chacha (Guest) on July 3, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Jamila (Guest) on June 12, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Jabir (Guest) on May 30, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nasra (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on April 6, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Tabu (Guest) on April 5, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Zakia (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Maimuna (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 15, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 26, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 17, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 14, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Omari (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Shamsa (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Tabu (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 13, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Makame (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Sultan (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Fadhili (Guest) on November 28, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ndoto (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 6, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Zuhura (Guest) on November 5, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Hekima (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬