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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

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Q: Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog.
A: The dog, paws down! ๐Ÿพ


Explanation: In this hilarious tale, the men and the dog find themselves in a comical predicament. As the story goes, the men are happily enjoying a walk when suddenly the dog starts barking at a nearby tree. The men, puzzled, try to understand why the dog is so fixated on the tree. They inspect it from top to bottom and conclude that there is nothing to bark at. The dog, however, insists that there must be something up there! ๐ŸŒณ


Despite the men's best efforts to convince the dog otherwise, it stubbornly continues to bark at the tree. Meanwhile, the dog's tail is wagging energetically, as if it's convinced it has found the greatest discovery of all time! ๐Ÿถ The men, perplexed and slightly embarrassed, finally give in and accept that the dog's instincts are far superior to their own. They bow down to the dog's superior wisdom and admit defeat. ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ


So, who is wrong here? Well, it's clear that the dog has a secret pact with the tree! Maybe it's a secret hiding spot for doggy treats or a portal to a magical doggy kingdom. We may never know! But hey, when it comes to the dog's instincts, it's best not to argue and just accept that our furry friends have a sixth sense we can never comprehend. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜„

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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 26, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!

Kassim (Guest) on January 20, 2023

I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 19, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Wande (Guest) on January 19, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Mohamed (Guest) on January 3, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Issack (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 17, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

Tabu (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Iโ€™m not bossy, Iโ€™m the boss. Big difference. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Mustafa (Guest) on December 7, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 1, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 10, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

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I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 29, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 26, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Iโ€™ve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโ€™m thinking of making a few more. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ

Bahati (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

Salum (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

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What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ’ƒ

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 7, 2022

This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Neema (Guest) on June 24, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 9, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Hamida (Guest) on June 8, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฐ

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 27, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Saving this one!

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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

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Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

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My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜†

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Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ

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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

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When I said Iโ€™d do it later, I didnโ€™t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—

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Whatโ€™s a catโ€™s favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’œ

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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฐ

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Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

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I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

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๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

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๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

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You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

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๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

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๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

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This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 

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