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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The monster asked the ๐งโโ๏ธDracula๐งโโ๏ธ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation:
When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! ๐๐ฆ
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