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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Wande
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Neema
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Nashon
Guest
May 21, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 20, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Abubakari
Guest
May 17, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Safiya
Guest
May 16, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hamida
Guest
May 16, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 9, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Issa
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Juma
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
