Why did the chicken go to jail?

Bahati (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Husna (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Jamal (Guest) on August 12, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Abdillah (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Zainab (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

George Mallya (Guest) on July 5, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Baraka (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mariam (Guest) on May 17, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Tabu (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 11, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 11, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Abubakari (Guest) on April 5, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 2, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 14, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Nahida (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 20, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 10, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Neema (Guest) on January 8, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Kazija (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 27, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Abdullah (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Kazija (Guest) on December 2, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

James Kimani (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on October 25, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Khatib (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rashid (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Makame (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Safiya (Guest) on September 28, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Bakari (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖