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Raha
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Sep 16, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Masika
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Wande
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Asha
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mchawi
Guest
May 26, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 26, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 17, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 12, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Arifa
Guest
May 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 3, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 3, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Omar
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
