Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! π½οΈπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 9, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 1, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 29, 2022
π That punchline!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 24, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Khalifa (Guest) on November 3, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 2, 2022
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Omar (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 13, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Halima (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 24, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Issack (Guest) on September 19, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
David Chacha (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Zulekha (Guest) on September 1, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 31, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nassor (Guest) on August 30, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 23, 2022
π This is a keeper!
Jamal (Guest) on August 16, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Jamila (Guest) on August 13, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Muslima (Guest) on August 13, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Baridi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 16, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Leila (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Arifa (Guest) on July 10, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Neema (Guest) on July 6, 2022
π Sharing right away!
Furaha (Guest) on July 6, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 19, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Majid (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 10, 2022
π Too good!
Yusra (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Fatuma (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Khadija (Guest) on April 25, 2022
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2022
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!