Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Asha (Guest) on January 28, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rashid (Guest) on January 26, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mazrui (Guest) on January 11, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Habiba (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😂 So funny!

Jamal (Guest) on December 17, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Maida (Guest) on December 12, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zuhura (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 8, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 8, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Khalifa (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Rahim (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mariam (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 9, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 8, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 22, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Makame (Guest) on October 13, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Amir (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on August 20, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 12, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 4, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Wande (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Lissu (Guest) on July 2, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 30, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 13, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Kheri (Guest) on June 12, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Masika (Guest) on June 10, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jamila (Guest) on May 30, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Saidi (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Faiza (Guest) on May 14, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 30, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

John Malisa (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Kheri (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Safiya (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mjaka (Guest) on January 12, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜