Why was the computer cold?

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Salum (Guest) on October 6, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sekela (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Raha (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 14, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 31, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 29, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 5, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Maulid (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kahina (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Khadija (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Issack (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Chiku (Guest) on May 9, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 8, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 7, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Maulid (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Abdullah (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mwanais (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Chum (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Fadhili (Guest) on February 20, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 15, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 15, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Amina (Guest) on January 28, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 26, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Chiku (Guest) on January 19, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 14, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Furaha (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Fatuma (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Maneno (Guest) on December 21, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rabia (Guest) on December 1, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Kiza (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚