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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maida
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Binti
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 29, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 24, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 22, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Chiku
Guest
May 2, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Issack
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Husna
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
