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Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
Date: September 25, 2015
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguoβ¦.
NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati
NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.
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