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Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii

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MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA


baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi, yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu ww inakuuma? lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu kila mtu akae na mamayake. 😂😂😂

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Abubakar (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 16, 2017

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 25, 2017

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Mashaka (Guest) on February 7, 2017

😆 Kali sana!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2017

Hii imenikuna! 😆😊

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 21, 2017

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Maneno (Guest) on December 24, 2016

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Mohamed (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 19, 2016

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 18, 2016

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2016

😆😂😊

Kiza (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 17, 2016

😂👌😆😊

Ali (Guest) on September 7, 2016

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 25, 2016

😂👏😅🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2016

🤣😄😊

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😂 Kali sana!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 14, 2016

🤣😆😊😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2016

🤣🤣😂

George Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016

🤣🤣😄😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2016

🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 12, 2016

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Rabia (Guest) on May 8, 2016

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 26, 2016

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Mzee (Guest) on February 24, 2016

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 12, 2016

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 19, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Athumani (Guest) on November 29, 2015

😄 Kali sana!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 17, 2015

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Umetisha! 👌😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2015

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

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