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Sababu za kumuacha mke kama umemchoka

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Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi

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1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniua… It's Over!!!
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2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over!
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3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. It’s over!!
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4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over!
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5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, It’s over!
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6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.

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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 21, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 18, 2017

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2017

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2017

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David Musyoka (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2017

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 24, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 21, 2017

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Mchuma (Guest) on May 5, 2017

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Mohamed (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 28, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

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Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 21, 2016

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

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πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

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Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 17, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! πŸ˜„

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 12, 2016

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🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

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Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

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Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Zakia (Guest) on April 22, 2016

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2016

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

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πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

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Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 5, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

Muslima (Guest) on October 7, 2015

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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πŸ˜„ Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 26, 2015

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2015

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 28, 2015

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 5, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

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