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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Haya ndiyo majibu mazuriπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Q: Umenyoa nywele?

A: *Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa.*

Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?

A: *Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe.*

Q: Utakula mboga na nini?

A: *Mdomo*

(Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza) Q: Nimekuamsha?

A: *Hapana nilikuwa naota jua hapa nje.*

Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?

A: *Sijaongea nalo.*

Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?

A: *Usijali dereva anashuka kituo kinachofata utapata kiti.*

Q: Hiyo ni ajali?

A: *Hapana ni driver ameamua kupark gari upside down* .

Q: Umepause movie?

A: *Hapana wamechoka kuact wanarest.*
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Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 19, 2017

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Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 27, 2017

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 13, 2017

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 6, 2017

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 24, 2016

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Jamila (Guest) on October 27, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 10, 2016

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