What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Tabu (Guest) on November 13, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Tambwe (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 6, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 13, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Omar (Guest) on October 12, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 28, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zakaria (Guest) on September 22, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Umi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jamila (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 13, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 7, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 27, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 25, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

John Malisa (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

George Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 10, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Chum (Guest) on June 5, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on June 5, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mohamed (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

James Mduma (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Hassan (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 30, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Khatib (Guest) on April 20, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 18, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zainab (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 6, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️