What did one eye say to the other?

George Tenga (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Habiba (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

John Kamande (Guest) on November 25, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 11, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Kiza (Guest) on November 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Selemani (Guest) on November 5, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rahma (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 31, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 27, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sekela (Guest) on September 7, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 10, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

James Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

John Lissu (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Kahina (Guest) on July 11, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 11, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

George Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Juma (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

George Tenga (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Wande (Guest) on March 1, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 1, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Yahya (Guest) on February 24, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Masika (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Kazija (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rahim (Guest) on February 3, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on January 27, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂