What did the duck say to the clown?

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 16, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sumaya (Guest) on December 7, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Jafari (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Issack (Guest) on November 19, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwanais (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 5, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 20, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Biashara (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Jamal (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sarafina (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Bakari (Guest) on September 22, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Fikiri (Guest) on September 19, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 14, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Amani (Guest) on August 26, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Yusra (Guest) on August 8, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 20, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 8, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Sumaya (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mhina (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nassor (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Athumani (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 13, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 10, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Latifa (Guest) on May 27, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sekela (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jamal (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 15, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

George Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nassar (Guest) on May 3, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rabia (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯