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Ruth Kibona
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Jan 1, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Issack
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Amani
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Latifa
Guest
May 27, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sekela
Guest
May 27, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 21, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jamal
Guest
May 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 15, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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George Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Nassar
Guest
May 3, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
