What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 16, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Farida (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 1, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 2, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 26, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Khadija (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 17, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Rukia (Guest) on September 2, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Amani (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Umi (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Zakia (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 18, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Shamsa (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 26, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 24, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Safiya (Guest) on May 1, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 16, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Fadhili (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zulekha (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 29, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nasra (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Baraka (Guest) on February 18, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Ndoto (Guest) on February 18, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Jaffar (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Abubakar (Guest) on December 28, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Shani (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 20, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Issack (Guest) on December 20, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Majid (Guest) on November 26, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼