What did the ocean say to the beach?

Juma (Guest) on November 23, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

John Kamande (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Zakaria (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

John Lissu (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 5, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwanais (Guest) on October 22, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 21, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Majid (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Bahati (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 8, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ndoto (Guest) on August 30, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 20, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 3, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 1, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Rehema (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 24, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sofia (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

George Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 25, 2021

😄 Too good!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 13, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ali (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mchuma (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 11, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 9, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hamida (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Kheri (Guest) on April 2, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

George Mallya (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Sofia (Guest) on March 15, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Hashim (Guest) on March 6, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 3, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 21, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Amir (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 25, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ndoto (Guest) on January 22, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on January 19, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙