What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zawadi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 21, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jabir (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on June 1, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 6, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 4, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Zainab (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Shabani (Guest) on April 7, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mazrui (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

James Mduma (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 28, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Muslima (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nasra (Guest) on January 20, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Hashim (Guest) on January 14, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Ndoto (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 18, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 16, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Asha (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Sharifa (Guest) on December 11, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Zuhura (Guest) on December 10, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Hamida (Guest) on December 8, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 9, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Farida (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Zulekha (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mgeni (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 15, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 8, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Umi (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Biashara (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Fadhila (Guest) on September 16, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sekela (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️