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Husna
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Aug 2, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Alice Mrema
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Aug 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Salum
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Abdillah
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Jul 9, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Paul Ndomba
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Jul 2, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Bakari
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Jun 29, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Alice Mrema
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Jun 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jun 24, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Issack
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Jun 9, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nasra
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Jun 7, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Anna Mchome
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Jun 7, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Mary Mrope
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May 28, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Alice Mwikali
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May 27, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 25, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Abubakari
Guest
May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zakaria
Guest
May 19, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Nuru
Guest
May 19, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Salima
Guest
May 15, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 12, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Thomas Mtaki
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May 9, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Khamis
Guest
May 3, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Samuel Were
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Apr 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Christopher Oloo
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Mar 28, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Sumaye
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Mar 13, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Simon Kiprono
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Mar 10, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Mrope
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Feb 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Ann Wambui
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Jan 31, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joyce Mussa
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Jan 26, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Tambwe
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Jan 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Azima
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kahina
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Dec 28, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Dec 27, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Martin Otieno
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Sep 3, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
