What do elves learn in school?

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 15, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 8, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 26, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Faiza (Guest) on May 19, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 11, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 1, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Salum (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 20, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

David Chacha (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rubea (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Kheri (Guest) on March 28, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Kiza (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Yusra (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Kahina (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Aziza (Guest) on February 14, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Kassim (Guest) on February 6, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on January 29, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 31, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Arifa (Guest) on December 25, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Daudi (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 13, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 9, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 1, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Chum (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 13, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rahim (Guest) on November 11, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Khatib (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 25, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zawadi (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mchuma (Guest) on September 26, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 20, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zuhura (Guest) on September 15, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Abubakar (Guest) on September 7, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Fatuma (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼