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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

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Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ


Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! ๐Ÿ’

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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆท

Fikiri (Guest) on November 7, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 23, 2021

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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!

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Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Hekima (Guest) on September 16, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Juma (Guest) on September 6, 2021

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 18, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

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Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Iโ€™m not procrastinating, Iโ€™m just on a procrastination break. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

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If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™

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I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜œ

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Issack (Guest) on July 8, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

Rahma (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rubea (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

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I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Whatโ€™s a pigโ€™s favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

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๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

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How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

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I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…

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Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป

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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 24, 2021

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If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

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