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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 2, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Rehema
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Jun 29, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Patrick Akech
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Jun 28, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 24, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 21, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 11, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Omar
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Masika
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Majid
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Nahida
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 7, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
