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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

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Short answer: He got twelve months!


Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 21, 2021

If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 27, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 23, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Makame (Guest) on August 24, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Iโ€™m not shy. Iโ€™m holding back my awesomeness so I donโ€™t intimidate you. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

Juma (Guest) on August 23, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ผ

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 15, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!

Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 5, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!

Rabia (Guest) on July 15, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†

Yahya (Guest) on July 10, 2021

Iโ€™m still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”Œ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿด

Yahya (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 23, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 15, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

Amir (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ

Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Nchi (Guest) on May 14, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2021

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป

Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Fadhila (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ

James Kimani (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

Sekela (Guest) on April 29, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“

Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 9, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Abdullah (Guest) on April 8, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›‘

Fatuma (Guest) on March 29, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Jaffar (Guest) on March 21, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 15, 2021

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

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