The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! π¦π
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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π Sharing right away!
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π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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π€£ This oneβs fire!
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π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Juma (Guest) on May 13, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ