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Mariam Kawawa
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Apr 9, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Robert Ndunguru
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Apr 8, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Josephine Nduta
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Apr 4, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mchuma
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Mar 24, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lucy Wangui
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Mar 18, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mchawi
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Mar 18, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 13, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Edith Cherotich
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Mar 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 4, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Peter Mbise
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Feb 19, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Masika
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Feb 12, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Selemani
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Feb 11, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Jan 31, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Jan 23, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Jamila
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Jan 23, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Kassim
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Jan 4, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 31, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Tabitha Okumu
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Dec 27, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Wande
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Dec 13, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Nov 30, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Tambwe
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Nov 27, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Mwinuka
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Nov 20, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 16, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Edward Lowassa
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Nov 7, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Francis Njeru
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Nov 3, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Warda
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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David Nyerere
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Oct 17, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Grace Mushi
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Sep 17, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Alex Nyamweya
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Aug 27, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Joseph Njoroge
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Aug 23, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mzee
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Aug 17, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Aug 16, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Latifa
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Aug 10, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jul 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 24, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Latifa
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Jul 21, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jul 18, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jul 12, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Fadhila
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Jul 11, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Anna Mchome
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Jul 5, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwachumu
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Jul 4, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Frank Macha
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Jun 16, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nashon
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Jun 14, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
😄 You got me good!
😆 This one really got me!
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Maulid
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May 24, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Elizabeth Mrema
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May 4, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Moses Mwita
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May 2, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Victor Sokoine
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Apr 15, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Masika
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Christopher Oloo
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Apr 7, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
