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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Nov 22, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Susan Wangari
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Nov 21, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 29, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 14, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rabia
Guest
May 9, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 5, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 1, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Raha
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Issa
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
