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Isaac Kiptoo
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Nov 21, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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John Kamande
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Nov 17, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Sokoine
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Nov 11, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Mtumwa
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Oct 26, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Ndoto
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Sep 23, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 12, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Kevin Maina
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Jul 5, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mariam Hassan
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Jun 30, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Asha
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Sarah Mbise
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Jun 8, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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George Wanjala
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Jun 7, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Jackson Makori
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Jun 6, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mustafa
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May 30, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 11, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Wande
Guest
May 4, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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John Malisa
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Apr 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Salma
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 3, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 30, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Salma
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
