A ghost's favorite room in the house is ๐ปthe living room!๐ป
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ๐๐
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite room in the house?
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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 21, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
John Kamande (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2021
๐ This is gold!
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 22, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on October 11, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Maneno (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mzee (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Rashid (Guest) on July 26, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 21, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2021
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Khatib (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 6, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 5, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Selemani (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 11, 2021
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Sultan (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Ahmed (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 26, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Salma (Guest) on April 15, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 2, 2021
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Zakia (Guest) on March 15, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on March 12, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on February 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Saidi (Guest) on January 20, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
James Malima (Guest) on December 31, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Salma (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 29, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 26, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Mgeni (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
John Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐