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Whatโ€™s a rabbitโ€™s favorite kind of music?

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A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŽต


Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.

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Hassan (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†

Hashim (Guest) on November 12, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ—

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 19, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 17, 2021

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Abubakar (Guest) on October 11, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Sofia (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Issa (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ Totally didnโ€™t see that coming!

John Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 22, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™

Bakari (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yusra (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Amina (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ

Husna (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 15, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Fadhili (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹

Rabia (Guest) on July 16, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 13, 2021

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ Canโ€™t wait to share this!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ

Hawa (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Whatโ€™s a skeletonโ€™s least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Arifa (Guest) on June 11, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 7, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ—

Zainab (Guest) on June 6, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Warda (Guest) on June 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Husna (Guest) on May 27, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rabia (Guest) on May 24, 2021

If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

Jabir (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Whatโ€™s Beethovenโ€™s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŒ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 2, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–

John Kamande (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”

Abubakar (Guest) on March 13, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Nuru (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 9, 2021

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Issack (Guest) on February 4, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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