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Nancy Kawawa
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Sep 18, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Asha
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Azima
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 28, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rabia
Guest
May 17, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Salima
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Husna
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
