What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Daudi (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khamis (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 1, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Saidi (Guest) on November 30, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 28, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Azima (Guest) on November 22, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Makame (Guest) on November 10, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Salum (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Issack (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahim (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ahmed (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Selemani (Guest) on July 7, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 18, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nasra (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Makame (Guest) on May 1, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Fikiri (Guest) on April 5, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕