What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Asha (Guest) on November 23, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nyota (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 6, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Bahati (Guest) on September 14, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Saidi (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 7, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 6, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Jaffar (Guest) on August 1, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Kheri (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 19, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 15, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Faiza (Guest) on May 13, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 30, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Athumani (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Juma (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Khatib (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nassor (Guest) on March 16, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Shamsa (Guest) on March 9, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Latifa (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 5, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 31, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Nahida (Guest) on January 20, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zakia (Guest) on January 20, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Shabani (Guest) on January 5, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Warda (Guest) on December 26, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳