Why can’t skeletons play music?

Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 17, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Shabani (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Baridi (Guest) on June 30, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on May 21, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 19, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Asha (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 30, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Majid (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Arifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Omari (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Sarafina (Guest) on March 26, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Khamis (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Rabia (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on March 20, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 16, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 4, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mgeni (Guest) on March 1, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Amir (Guest) on February 18, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Issack (Guest) on January 30, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Majid (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on January 1, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Husna (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 28, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 11, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Kheri (Guest) on December 10, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Raha (Guest) on December 10, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Abubakari (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

John Kamande (Guest) on October 25, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄