👥
Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
👥
Zulekha
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
👥
Zakia
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
👥
Nassor
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
👥
Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
👥
Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
👥
Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
👥
Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
👥
Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
👥
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
👥
Hassan
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
👥
Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
👥
Nchi
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥
Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
👥
Salima
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
👥
George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
👥
Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
👥
Furaha
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
👥
Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
👥
Kazija
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
👥
Nchi
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
👥
Halimah
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥
Binti
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
👥
Mohamed
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
👥
Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
👥
Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
👥
Yusra
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
👥
Zainab
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
👥
Yusra
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
👥
Athumani
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
👥
Shamim
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
👥
Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
👥
Sultan
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
👥
David Chacha
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 29, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
👥
Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 20, 2021
😄 Too good!
👥
John Mwangi
Guest
May 3, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
👥
Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
👥
Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
👥
Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
👥
Zuhura
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
👥
Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
👥
Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
👥
Khamis
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
👥
Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
👥
Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
👥
Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
👥
Daudi
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
