Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 28, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Zubeida (Guest) on September 21, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 28, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Kahina (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 24, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 8, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shamim (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mchuma (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jamila (Guest) on July 1, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Abdullah (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 28, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Salum (Guest) on June 6, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Rehema (Guest) on June 1, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Amir (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Amina (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 4, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Tambwe (Guest) on May 1, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 19, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Rukia (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 8, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 12, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Maulid (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mzee (Guest) on February 4, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nyota (Guest) on January 25, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 12, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

John Malisa (Guest) on January 10, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 5, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 2, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Safiya (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️