Why did the robber take a shower?

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 3, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Hawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rabia (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 4, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Kiza (Guest) on November 9, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 19, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Furaha (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Tabu (Guest) on October 16, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 16, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Kazija (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Azima (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Abubakar (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 30, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Hashim (Guest) on August 24, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Faiza (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 2, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 30, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 17, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mchuma (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Maulid (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Nyota (Guest) on June 15, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 26, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Baraka (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Khamis (Guest) on March 31, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Yusra (Guest) on March 28, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 28, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 27, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 24, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rashid (Guest) on February 23, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

John Kamande (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!