Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Nassar (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Furaha (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Amina (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Hamida (Guest) on September 27, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rubea (Guest) on September 19, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Fikiri (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 17, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 17, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Shabani (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Jamal (Guest) on August 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Fikiri (Guest) on August 4, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 4, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 16, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Sumaya (Guest) on July 13, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Ahmed (Guest) on July 3, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Khamis (Guest) on June 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Maulid (Guest) on June 23, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Nahida (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Bakari (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Yahya (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Josephine (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 19, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Makame (Guest) on April 7, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Shamim (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 10, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Hekima (Guest) on March 7, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 24, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 23, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 1, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Salum (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 20, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Khamis (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 12, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Nashon (Guest) on January 12, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 23, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Saidi (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Issack (Guest) on December 16, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
John Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Makame (Guest) on November 29, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Rabia (Guest) on November 22, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪