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Tambwe
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Oct 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Azima
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 31, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 17, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Kahina
Guest
May 13, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Muslima
Guest
May 13, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Neema
Guest
May 13, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Raha
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
