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Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
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David Ochieng (Guest) on June 12, 2017
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Grace Minja (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣
Athumani (Guest) on May 7, 2017
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
Amani (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 14, 2017
😅 Bado nacheka!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 15, 2017
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Chris Okello (Guest) on February 18, 2017
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2017
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Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2017
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Shamsa (Guest) on January 28, 2017
😆 Bado nacheka!
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 25, 2016
😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆
George Mallya (Guest) on November 1, 2016
😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2016
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Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 19, 2016
😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 17, 2016
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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
Fadhila (Guest) on June 9, 2016
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
Maulid (Guest) on May 14, 2016
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Khamis (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅
John Mushi (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂
Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2016
😆 Ninakufa hapa!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 19, 2016
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Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
🤣😆😊😂
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 28, 2016
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James Kimani (Guest) on January 14, 2016
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 21, 2015
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Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2015
😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 21, 2015
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Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 21, 2015
😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 31, 2015
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Jamila (Guest) on July 14, 2015
😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 8, 2015
🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 26, 2015
😂😆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Umetisha! 👌😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 9, 2015
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Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 10, 2015
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Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏🤣
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 10, 2015
Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣