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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 11, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 10, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Chiku
Guest
May 2, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Issa
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Makame
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
